This Happened. I was there.

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I was there, this happened. Everybody picked on Rick, and it was some bullshit. You try having an older sister like Jackie and a dad who drives the fucking school bus when Mr. Rodriguez gets sick. Fuck you. Fucking jocks.

Thanks for the link rickylambert

This happened. I was there. We all hated him. I mean who the fuck spells Todd with one D? A motherfucker, that’s who. When he dumped her we all sort of high-fived behind her back. She was better off without him. But maybe not, because the next 6 months of our lives were wall to wall whiny bullshit about broken hearts and cheese-dick revenge. When she showed up with this, nodding like a bobble head and looking for awe, it was sort of all over. We collaboratively gave up on her. As far as I know, she’s still on his dick. Who knows? Who cares.

This happened. I was there. We all hated him. I mean who the fuck spells Todd with one D? A motherfucker, that’s who.
When he dumped her we all sort of high-fived behind her back. She was better off without him. But maybe not, because the next 6 months of our lives were wall to wall whiny bullshit about broken hearts and cheese-dick revenge. When she showed up with this, nodding like a bobble head and looking for awe, it was sort of all over. We collaboratively gave up on her. As far as I know, she’s still on his dick. Who knows? Who cares.

I was here. This happened. Nate wouldn’t tell us what his costume was. He kept trying to get us to guess for like the three weeks leading up to it, but we were never that into it. He sort of abused the guessing game to the point we all wanted him to fuck off. By the time we finally saw it, we were all ready to hate on it no matter how awesome it was. He got really pissed. He was a little bit drunk too, so it sort of just ended with him crying in that chicks driveway and asking for rides home. Such a fag. thanks resistcomfort

I was here. This happened. Nate wouldn’t tell us what his costume was. He kept trying to get us to guess for like the three weeks leading up to it, but we were never that into it. He sort of abused the guessing game to the point we all wanted him to fuck off. By the time we finally saw it, we were all ready to hate on it no matter how awesome it was. He got really pissed. He was a little bit drunk too, so it sort of just ended with him crying in that chicks driveway and asking for rides home. Such a fag.

thanks resistcomfort

I was there. This happened. Jim was really sweet, and Denny was really good at bass. They were both good huggers too. I see them around town sometimes now. I don’t think they really hang out that much anymore. Jim got that job at Superior Homes and married some weird chick from The Dollar Store, and Denny got a third DUI and sort of just stopped going out.

This happened. I was there. So was Charlie Murphy. He was sort of being a dick though. Thanks pocketmonsterd

This happened. I was there. So was Charlie Murphy. He was sort of being a dick though.

Thanks pocketmonsterd

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